ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused...
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
21 April 2009
12 April 2009
Easter Weekend on the Hahnenkamm
Hey People
Had a fantastic weekend up on the mountain staying at the Hotel Ehrenbachöhe. Great weather with sunshine and no clouds and over 20 degrees for sure. Fantastic skiing and lots of fun with friends and their kids which made it even more relaxing. The kids had an Easter Bunny Egg hunt on Sunday up the mountain too ! Some shots:
Going up in the Gondola - we skiied with all our gear to the hotel and didn't even have our ski pants on which Charly thought was a great laugh ! Was only 100m but people looked at us funny !
The view from our room.
Silly half-naked tourists.
The kids playing upstairs in one of the hotel rooms which was not being used anymore ...
Charly's easter basket from the hotel.
Charly's boyfriend ... they kissed ... aargh !!!
When we got home the Easter Bunny had also been in our garden and left real golf clubs for Charly and a Friendship Book - man was she excited. Charly and Mike had to have a hit right away ! She loved it. of course there was the obligatory chocolate as well !!
Her bag is fantastic - purple with a glove and balls as well !!! Thank you Heidi and Eddie xxxooo
Hope all of you are well. Love us 3 xxxooo
Had a fantastic weekend up on the mountain staying at the Hotel Ehrenbachöhe. Great weather with sunshine and no clouds and over 20 degrees for sure. Fantastic skiing and lots of fun with friends and their kids which made it even more relaxing. The kids had an Easter Bunny Egg hunt on Sunday up the mountain too ! Some shots:
Going up in the Gondola - we skiied with all our gear to the hotel and didn't even have our ski pants on which Charly thought was a great laugh ! Was only 100m but people looked at us funny !
The view from our room.
Silly half-naked tourists.
The kids playing upstairs in one of the hotel rooms which was not being used anymore ...
Charly's easter basket from the hotel.
Charly's boyfriend ... they kissed ... aargh !!!
When we got home the Easter Bunny had also been in our garden and left real golf clubs for Charly and a Friendship Book - man was she excited. Charly and Mike had to have a hit right away ! She loved it. of course there was the obligatory chocolate as well !!
Her bag is fantastic - purple with a glove and balls as well !!! Thank you Heidi and Eddie xxxooo
Hope all of you are well. Love us 3 xxxooo
3 April 2009
Easter Egg Session
Hey People
Here are a few photos of the girls making their Easter Eggs - was great fun !
Love us 3 xxxooo
Here are a few photos of the girls making their Easter Eggs - was great fun !
Love us 3 xxxooo
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