ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused...
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
21 April 2009
12 April 2009
Easter Weekend on the Hahnenkamm
Hey People
Had a fantastic weekend up on the mountain staying at the Hotel Ehrenbachöhe. Great weather with sunshine and no clouds and over 20 degrees for sure. Fantastic skiing and lots of fun with friends and their kids which made it even more relaxing. The kids had an Easter Bunny Egg hunt on Sunday up the mountain too ! Some shots:
Going up in the Gondola - we skiied with all our gear to the hotel and didn't even have our ski pants on which Charly thought was a great laugh ! Was only 100m but people looked at us funny !
The view from our room.
Silly half-naked tourists.
The kids playing upstairs in one of the hotel rooms which was not being used anymore ...
Charly's easter basket from the hotel.
Charly's boyfriend ... they kissed ... aargh !!!
When we got home the Easter Bunny had also been in our garden and left real golf clubs for Charly and a Friendship Book - man was she excited. Charly and Mike had to have a hit right away ! She loved it. of course there was the obligatory chocolate as well !!
Her bag is fantastic - purple with a glove and balls as well !!! Thank you Heidi and Eddie xxxooo
Hope all of you are well. Love us 3 xxxooo
Had a fantastic weekend up on the mountain staying at the Hotel Ehrenbachöhe. Great weather with sunshine and no clouds and over 20 degrees for sure. Fantastic skiing and lots of fun with friends and their kids which made it even more relaxing. The kids had an Easter Bunny Egg hunt on Sunday up the mountain too ! Some shots:
Going up in the Gondola - we skiied with all our gear to the hotel and didn't even have our ski pants on which Charly thought was a great laugh ! Was only 100m but people looked at us funny !
The view from our room.
Silly half-naked tourists.
The kids playing upstairs in one of the hotel rooms which was not being used anymore ...
Charly's easter basket from the hotel.
Charly's boyfriend ... they kissed ... aargh !!!
When we got home the Easter Bunny had also been in our garden and left real golf clubs for Charly and a Friendship Book - man was she excited. Charly and Mike had to have a hit right away ! She loved it. of course there was the obligatory chocolate as well !!
Her bag is fantastic - purple with a glove and balls as well !!! Thank you Heidi and Eddie xxxooo
Hope all of you are well. Love us 3 xxxooo
3 April 2009
Easter Egg Session
Hey People
Here are a few photos of the girls making their Easter Eggs - was great fun !
Love us 3 xxxooo
Here are a few photos of the girls making their Easter Eggs - was great fun !
Love us 3 xxxooo
26 March 2009
Lillifee Movie Premier in Munich
Hey People
Been a while I know but here are some photos from the weekend. We went to Munich on Saturday morning and stayed until Sunday afternoon. The main highlight was the Lillifee Movie Premier which Charly was invited to attend by her cousin Amelie ! They loved it !!
Sultan, Charly and Amelie before the movie - very excited !
The producer of the film and the Lillifee ladies !
All the children were presented with Lillifee popcorn and a drink for the movie. Afterwards they had their own "Premier Buffet" with all sorts of goodies and a poster and a crown to take home. There were 7 kids in total and all the girls were in their best dressess or princess outfits. Tini and Eric went to the movie with the girls and Mike and I were able to wander around Munich and enjoy a glass of wine. We went to a great fruit & veg market and also to the new Apple store to get some goodies.
We stayed in Munich for the night at the Welbers' house and the girls tried sleeping together although as predicted our Madam took ages to fall asleep and was lovely and cranky the next day as a result. Oh well, they tried. We (the adults) had a great evening with dinner and then we crashed on the couch to take the piss out of the latest singing talent show.
The girls put on a show for us before going to bed.
On Sunday we went to the Wild Park just outside of Munich and it was really cool. Massive place with great areas for the animals. Deer roaming free which the kids could feed and lots of other animals such as wolves (enclosed area of course), bears, goats, etc.
There was this awesome slide which the girls loved too ! It was really windy and cold but a good day. Charly fell asleep in the car (despite DVD player) on the way back due to the late night and was wide awake for ages afterwards.
Sorry for not writing sooner but been a bit busy with a few good ides but more about that later !
Love and thoughts to you all.
Lara, Mike & Charly xxxooo
Been a while I know but here are some photos from the weekend. We went to Munich on Saturday morning and stayed until Sunday afternoon. The main highlight was the Lillifee Movie Premier which Charly was invited to attend by her cousin Amelie ! They loved it !!
Sultan, Charly and Amelie before the movie - very excited !
The producer of the film and the Lillifee ladies !
All the children were presented with Lillifee popcorn and a drink for the movie. Afterwards they had their own "Premier Buffet" with all sorts of goodies and a poster and a crown to take home. There were 7 kids in total and all the girls were in their best dressess or princess outfits. Tini and Eric went to the movie with the girls and Mike and I were able to wander around Munich and enjoy a glass of wine. We went to a great fruit & veg market and also to the new Apple store to get some goodies.
We stayed in Munich for the night at the Welbers' house and the girls tried sleeping together although as predicted our Madam took ages to fall asleep and was lovely and cranky the next day as a result. Oh well, they tried. We (the adults) had a great evening with dinner and then we crashed on the couch to take the piss out of the latest singing talent show.
The girls put on a show for us before going to bed.
On Sunday we went to the Wild Park just outside of Munich and it was really cool. Massive place with great areas for the animals. Deer roaming free which the kids could feed and lots of other animals such as wolves (enclosed area of course), bears, goats, etc.
There was this awesome slide which the girls loved too ! It was really windy and cold but a good day. Charly fell asleep in the car (despite DVD player) on the way back due to the late night and was wide awake for ages afterwards.
Sorry for not writing sooner but been a bit busy with a few good ides but more about that later !
Love and thoughts to you all.
Lara, Mike & Charly xxxooo
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